Mother-in-Law v. Dog
Eating Habits of Mother-in-Law Versus Dog
I just made it through another holiday visit by my mother-in-law (MIL). Though there are many things she does that get me upset (read: piss me off), her lack of class when it comes to eating tops the list. While sitting in my favorite chair, which I finally regained control of, and watching her make her nth trip of the day to the fridge, the following thoughts came to mind:
Dog: Will mainly eat from a plate or bowl.
MIL: Will mainly eat without a plate or bowl.
Dog: Will eat from a spoon or fork.
MIL: Prefers to use fingers.
Dog: Prefers to eat in kitchen or under the table.
MIL: Prefers to eat wherever.
Dog: After eating, will emit silent but deadly odors in a quiet "who me" like manner.
MIL: After eating, will emit foul smelling odors, complete with accompanying sound and body movement, wherever, whenever, and in front of whomever.
Both: Will lick their fingers (paws) after eating.
Both: Will fight over the fatty gristle.
Both: Will eat until stuffed.
Both: Will get up, run around and bark when someone enters the kitchen.
Also read: 7 Reasons My Mother-in-Law Should Not Visit
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I'll take the dog over my mother in law, anytime.
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