WUDEVA - The New Cure All - Or Not
WUDEVA – The New Cure All - Or Not
Are you feeling tired? Are you wide awake? Are you sore? Do you have cramps? Are you listless? Is your stomach queasy? Does your head, arms, legs, joints, stomach, ears, nose, throat, feet, toes, hands, fingers or butt hurt? Are you tired of listening to all those commercials telling you about some other new drug that is sure to cure you, but give you a new set of problems? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the new WUDEVA drug is for you. It is sure to be the last drug you will ever want or have to take.
This article does not purport to offer medical advice, tell you what to do, tell you to take something you should not take, or do anything contrary to good common sense. Before taking the WUDEVA drug, please consult your physician, psychiatrist, pharmacist, wife, sister, brother, mother-in-law, lawyer, accountant, neighbor, grocer, electrician, and/or friend. We do not know what you ar trying to cure, but if WUDEVA cures it, buy more. In fact, keep taking WUDEVA if any of the potential side effects listed below appear. WUDEVA will cure those, too.
Potential side effects include, but are not limited to:
Nausea, projectile vomiting, upset stomach diarrhea, soft stool, hard stool, blood in stool…enough stool. Skin rash, hives, blotches, dry skin, sweating skin, moles (with and without hair), warts, flakes, dandruff, itching, open sores, scabs. Insomnia, sleepiness, drowsiness, coma. Loss of appetite, insatiable eating binges, cravings, weight gain, weight loss, urge to botox, urge to liposuck. Loss of sex drive, surge in sex drive, impotence, erection lasting longer than two weeks, nymphomanism. Head aches, spatial disorientation, blurred vision, cleared vision if you had blurred vision. Sore joints, loose joints, stiff joints, urge to toke a joint. Fear of heights, fear of depths, fear of carnival rides, loss of fear, have no fear.
Do not take WUDEVA if you (are):
Smoke, drink, drive, take any other medication, take any illegal drugs, pregnant, thinking of getting pregnant, hope not to get pregnant, operate heavy machinery, work outside in direct sunlight, or are thinking of taking a walk outside in direct sunlight. Have thinning blood, thickening blood, blood clotting, or any blood at all. Drive longer than 10 minutes, sleep more than eight hours, sleep less than seven hours and fifty nine minutes, stand in long lines or ride a bicycle.
So why take this drug?
Simple.
Our company needs to make money.
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